Sup clanbros, clanchicks and clanvestites!
I'm Forward, AKA Alex, AKA ladykiller, AKA Donnie Darko database, AKA guy-who-gives-himself-nicknames. If you've spoken to me more than once, you're welcome to call me Alex. C'mon guys, it's 2015. Usernames are overrated.
The way I see it, my purpose in life is to be comic relief. My boss says that because I'm an Aquarius that I'm therefore a debbie downer. I say she's full of shit because horoscopes are literally cancer (get it?). What else can I tell you about me? I'm 23, I love my job, I hit up Runescape for EXP gainzz, I hit up the gym for IRL gainzz, I'm a music nut (playing, writing, and listening to almost everything), and I've never cut myself shaving.
In Runescape, I'm kind of a big deal. lolno. I originally started playing when I was 10, so around 2002. I've taken huge breaks from playing but I always end up back here. My favorite skills are Slayer, and anything AFK like Mining, Smithing, and Fishing. I hate, with the fiery burning passion of a thousand suns, Agility, Thieving, Dungeoneering, and Farming. It's like having to stay focused while you watch paint dry. Those "skills" can go jump off a cliff and land in an active blender.
I love this clan, all you guys. Even you, Dale. Even you.
I'm the guy who tries to get everyone talking to each other on Raidcall, because my (very scientific) theory is that text can only convey so much. You really get to know people when you actually get to talk to them, and I've had the pleasure of making really close friends within this clan. I hope that trend continues and I'll try to get some more Raidcall "events" going in the future, so stay tuned!
Have a wonderful day and I hope I didn't bore you.
- Alex
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